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A Gleeful Thanksgiving Eve

For those of you who are wondering what to expect regarding your regularly scheduled television programming over Thanksgiving, I have checked out the schedule for the unofficial list of the most popular shows. Those of you who love singing high school students as much as I do will be glad to know that “Glee” will be on during its regular time Wednesday on Fox. I’d give the makers of Glee free no faxing payday loans with glee to keep that show on the air forever.

So that is the good news. Unfortunately, my other Wednesday night favorite, “Top Chef,” will only air in the form of reruns. Part 1 of the finale will air next week. If you like “The Biggest Loser,” NBC is airing a two hour “Where Are They Now?” episode Wednesday. ABC will show it’s regular comedy lineup, “The Middle,” “Modern Family” and “Cougar Town.” CBS programming is normal for Wednesday.

Turkey Day TV

Of course, what we are all really burning to know is what we will watch Thursday night after we wake up from our turkey-induced naps or settle our stretchy-pants clad behinds onto the couch. Unfortunately, we are all pretty much out of luck as far as regular programming goes. Why do TV people think they should get vacations?

Of course, my favorite show on Thrusday, “Project Runway” has already come to the end of the season. Typically, I watch the Thursday night slate on NBC, but Thanksgiving Primetime NBC will have a rerun of the “The Office,” (but it’s good – Jim and Pam’s wedding) and a special “NBC’s People of the Year.” Sounds exciting.

Here’s to tradition

So, you must be wondering who will play the classic Thanksgiving film, “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.” That would be ABC starting at 8 p.m. And there’s something involving Beyonce. Yeah, that’s what I want to watch after I’ve stuffed myself to the gills with gravy and pie.

“Survivor: First 27 Days,” “CSI” and “The Mentalist” will air on CBS. I have no idea if these are reruns. Sorry. In further apology-related news, Fox will be playing a movie: “Night at the Museum.” You know, that movie starring Ben Stiller that’s about exactly what the title says. I have never seen it; I don’t think I ever will. The majority of critics on Rotten Tomatoes say it sucks. You can plan ahead now if you want to just unwind in front of the TV Thursday and head to the video store now.

Thanksgiving Theater

If you are early dinner eaters and have managed to recover from your food comas before bed time, perhaps you can head out to catch a flick. Two movies release on Wednesday, “Old Dogs” and “Ninja Assassin.” The first one, “Old Dogs” is by the same people who made “Wild Hogs,” and it rhymes AND stars John Travolta and is about mid-life crises. Thus far, the critics at Rotten Tomatoes hate it.

“Ninja Assassin” has a few good reviews, but most critics are not into this film about child ninja orphans. Most say it’s boring and bloody. The Arizona Republic had this to say, “This movie may be filled with razor-sharp shuriken and katanas, but as far as the filmmaking goes, it’s a blunt instrument.”

Your best bet might be “Fantastic Mr. Fox,” which is expanding Wednesday. It has gotten great reviews, and it was directed by the sublime genius auteur Wes Anderson, based on the book by Roald Dahl.